R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...