Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...