10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...