One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
ride it to hospital!
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Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...