Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...