Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...