Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...