Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...