If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!