Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...