Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...