One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...