How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...