Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.