You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The Perfect Worker
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yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
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Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!