How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...