Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...