Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...