The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
I deserve to be married
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...