A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...