George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Seminars for Men
Seminars for Men COURSE 001 Combating Stupidity COURSE 002 You Too Can Do Housework...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Dairy Queen
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Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...