It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!