The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...