Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?