Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!