Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.