Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....