37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...