How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
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A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
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