Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...