Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.