Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...