Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...