Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...