A maggot with attitude!
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Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Guide to Religions.
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Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...