What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...