Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...