Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....