Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...