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Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
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Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
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Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
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Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...