Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...