Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...