A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...