Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!