Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...