40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...