‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!