Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
R.A.P.
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Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...