Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...