Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....